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  • Attitude Mug Have A Nice Day - 16 Oz - Climactic Adventures
    Attitude Mug Have A Nice Day - 16 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug Have A Nice Day - 16 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug Have a Nice Day - 16 oz. From Island Dogs.

  • Attitude Mug Have You Seen My Wiener - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug Have You Seen My Wiener - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug Have You Seen My Wiener - 22 oz . From Island Dogs.

  • Attitude Mug A Giant Cup Of I'm The Fucking Boss - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug A Giant Cup Of I'm The Fucking Boss - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Let them know who's in charge with the A Giant Cup of I'm the Fucking Boss Mug from Island Dogs. Make this a gift for yourself or to the resident b...

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  • Bachelorette Party Mugshots Card Game - Little Genie Productions LLC - Climactic Adventures
    Bachelorette Party Mugshots Card Game - Little Genie Productions LLC - Climactic Adventures

    Bachelorette Party Mugshots Card Game

    Little Genie Productions LLC
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    Spice up your night with this hilarious Bachelorette Party Mugshots game from Little Genie Productions. Collect party "mugshots" by performing the ...

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  • Attitude Mug Welcome To The Shit Show - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug Welcome To The Shit Show

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug Welcome to the Shit Show. From Island Dogs.

  • Attitude Mug I'm Fucking Fabulous - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug I'm Fucking Fabulous - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug I'm Fucking Fabulous - 22 oz . From Island Dogs.

  • Attitude Mug I'm So Happy I Could Poop Rainbows - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug I'm So Happy I Could Poop Rainbows - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug I'm So Happy I could Poop Rainbows - 22 oz . From Island Dogs.

  • Attitude Mug Show Me Your Kitties - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug Show Me Your Kitties - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    Attitude Mug Show Me Your Kitties - 22 oz Giant mug from Island Dogs.

  • Wake & Bake Coffee Mug - 10 Oz Grey - Climactic Adventures

    Wake & Bake Coffee Mug - 10 Oz Grey

    Island Dogs
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    Start the day off right with a relaxing cup of joe and some. All in the name of a fine roast and toast. An adult collectible, not intended for chil...

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  • Boobie Sucker Can Top - Golden Triangle - Climactic Adventures

    Boobie Sucker Can Top

    Golden Triangle
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    Get your fix outside of the bedroom with this boobie-shaped can top sucker. Pop one of these adult pacifiers on the top of any can and suck your be...

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  • Peter Sucker Can Top - Golden Triangle - Climactic Adventures

    Peter Sucker Can Top

    Golden Triangle
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    Drinking from a plain old can is so boring! Unless you have something to accessorize with, glassless beverages simply aren't creative. So, next tim...

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  • Dicky Chug Sports Bottle - 16 Oz Purple - Hott Products - Climactic Adventures

    Dicky Chug Sports Bottle - 16 Oz Purple

    Hott Products
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    When you're at a party and your "cuttin a rug" make sure your carrying the Big Dicky Chug penis-shaped sports bottle from Hott Products. Sure to ca...

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  • Attitude Mug Queen Of Fucking Everything - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug Queen Of Fucking Everything

    Island Dogs
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    Queen of Fucking Everything. This giant 22 oz. mugs says it all!

  • Attitude Mug A Giant Cup Of Kiss My Ass - 22 Oz - Climactic Adventures

    Attitude Mug A Giant Cup Of Kiss My Ass - 22 Oz

    Island Dogs
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    You know you won't take shit from anybody, so let everyone else know it with the A Giant Cup of Kiss My Ass Mug from Island Dogs. This hilarious mu...

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Great condom if you are on the larger side of things

I always just thought condoms were made to strangle your manhood, men always complained about having to wear them. And I’ve managed to stretch most of what’s been around to fit after all it the option is to get something on or get no sex I will shrink wrap my massive man meat to get laid.
I've been married for seven years now so my condom wearing days are mostly behind me but on occasion I still need to wear a rubber. These are the biggest condoms I have found on the market, 9.5 inches of length is plenty for any well-endowed gentleman. They not as wide as I need or would like but a good option.
You will not find many men that need a condom bigger than this but I am the rare one in a million that does. I’m extremely gifted in the man meat department. To put it another way my wife and I have been blessed with my herculean sized column for a penis. I don’t say that or the the following to brag or be graphic, just to explain my struggle. When my wife saw me in all my naked glory for first time she was excited to see I was a shower, then I got a raging erection. She was worried but I'm used to my size and know how to please a woman with it. Lots of foreplay, lots of lube, lots of time, epically slow penetration and usually that is with a semi-soft erection. Once I'm in I can firm it up slowly and she enjoys it immensely. I’m basically packing a Pringles can in my pants, 9” around and just over 11” long. So it is still a struggle to make this condom work but its the best fit I have been able to find and I rarely have to wear one any more. I pinch the tip & stretch on my little soldiers head & roll it just past the crown of my epic glans. The head of this condom is bigger and that really helps to get it on. Then I roll it down the rest of my giant cock. I cannot stretch it at all to cover more of my trunk or it will break. My girth already is stretching it enough and taking some of the length away. I will have at least 2" of penis left uncovered but at least enough of it is covered for intercourse and I almost never go balls deep unless she is really warmed up and pulls me in that far. The ring does dig into my mammoth cock shaft so I can't penetrate past that or it will unroll when I thrust. But that's my life, if I have to wear a condom. These are still really tight for me and I rarely come from penetration alone if I am wearing a condom but for the average "big" cock these will work just fine.

OH MY !!!

That was my first response when I saw this bbc beauty !!!! Love playing with it orally and anally !!!! Very filling!!!! Great product great service. May be buying another one... one for each place.

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Dick Rambone: 18in.x 2.5in. (Black)
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World heavyweight champion

This dildo is absolutely fantastic it is long it is sick it is textured but it's flexible enough to bend in the right places and get up your ass deep the suction cup base keeps it securely in place unless you use both of your hands for more important things like balance stroking your cock or whatever. Penny for Penny dollar for dollar inch for inch there's no better deal though out there at any price. I must have ten enormous dildos in my collection some costing twice as much some costing three times as much as dick rambone but it seems that it rambling is always up my ass.. everything about it is perfect and it never gets easy to take this deeply. Use tonsil lube and if you can control your anal muscles by relaxing them that's a big big help. I like to sink my ass down and this dildo I can get to about 2 in from the bottom and it feels like a Greyhound bus is driving up my ass and I'm a passenger when it's in that jeep I'll just sit there way back and not even move it feels just so fucking good. It still don't makes me come without even touching my cock I absolutely love this dog dildo it is fantastic to see in the mirror just how deeply you can take it it truly is my favorite dildo and it's $50 it was by far the cheapest one I've overdone it a couple of times and this dildo has left my asshole swollen and hanging down and injured too lower than it normally does so much I could feel it swinging side to side when I walked I also could feel cool drafty breezes of air blowing right up inside my ass as it was no longer airtight for three or four days afterwards from taking it for two days straight. I love this I highly recommend it you'll never find a better deal though at any price you really have to want to take something like this. When you finally get this thing up your ass a foot deep it's paralyzing I just sit there shaking and praying out loud oh God oh my fucking God oh my God as I rise up and down watching it pull my hole out every time it's extracted it's amazing and I just love it anyway by the still love if you don't you're spending too much money

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Rene Rofe Lace Peek A Boo Bra & Crotchless Panty Set Black M-l
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Sexy and fun

This outfit brought some fun into our bedroom. I felt sexy in it and my husband agreed. Great fun!

Very sexy

This teddy is comfortable and oh-so- sexy!! Highly recommend!